Hey, I wouldn’t mind someone saying that to me every once in a while. I’ve been sick for a while- a long while. In that time I’ve felt my womanly wiles slip away day by day. It’s easy to do when you are only able to take a bath once a week. So when I heard the new trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought the trailer was fairly cute, (The male lead issues the immortal words in my blog title…) and it brought a couple of things home to roost. The first being that I had become the female equivalent of a eunuch. Not something that a woman who has been married a quarter of a century needs to be hit over the head with.